Reasons why I hate Miami:

• Every six feet they force you to pay a toll, and every single toll is a completely random amount.
• The nearest Taco Bell on Alligator Alley is either in Naples or Eastern Miami. Nothing in between to eat at except one Indian reservation that has terrible chicken fingers.
  
• In the hospitals, security guards outnumber nurses. No joke, Kendall Regional Hospital - they even take a picture of you when you visit a patient.
• It is the birth place of one of the most annoying American Idols ever. Suck it, David Archuleta.
• The people aren't friendly. Just buying a coke at the 7-11 and the lady next to me completely stops her phone conversation in Spanish to stare at me like I'm deranged.
  
• A Bloody Mary is cheaper than a Coke (okay, maybe this isn't such a bad thing....)
• HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE. I totally understand why the homeless would flock to one of the largest cities in the southern US, however. No need to sleep outside in snow, living on the beach can't be so bad, and there are ample tourists to panhandle from.
  
• Traffic. Angry drivers. Lack of turn signals.
• Everything just feels dirty.
• This song:

to be continued..